Bullies vs Buddies

     I am going to talk about the different things and homogeneous things with bullies and buddies.

     Some things about bullies are, you are afraid of them.  They dispirit you.  Bullies only think about themselves and no-one else.  They are very, very mean and they are self centered.

     The similar things are, they both are from the same grade.  They are both from the same town or city.  They usually are the same age.

     Some things about buddies are, you like to hang out with them.  They gladden your spirits instead of dispirit them.  They don't care about just themselves they care about other people.

If You Give My Dad Pizza

     If you give my dad pizza, he will want some pop.  If he wants some pop, he will have to cut the cheese.  If he has to cut the cheese, he will.  If he cuts the cheese, you will have to desert the house.  If you have to desert the house, you will get cold.  If you get cold, you will have to go back into the house.  If you have go back into the house, you will choke.  If you choke, your parents will have to call the paramedics.  If your parents have to call the paramedics, you have to go to the hospital.  If you have to go to the hospital, you will get famished and go to the cafe.  If you go to the cafe, my dad will want another piece of pizza.

My Morning Routine

     What's the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?  My mom wakes me up when she goes to work (at 3:00 a.m.) but then I fall back comatose and wait until my alarm clock goes off (at 6:30 a.m.).  When my alarm clock goes off I get out of bed and shut it off.
     Next, I get dressed and I also comb my hair which usually takes a long time.  I then eat breakfast (Fruity Pebbles) and watch Spongebob.
     Then I brush my teeth and I usually go on Facebook and Instagram. Usually I lose my glasses so I have to forage for them all over the house and sometimes they are on my face.  Afterwards I go upstairs and I find my outfit for the next day.  Once I am done picking out those, I finally watch out the window and wait for the bus to come.      
   

     After I follow all of these steps I am ready to go.  Not all of our morning routines are the similar and I would like to hear all of yours!

Why I Love Horses

This horse resembles Mouse

     I love horses because I have 3.  Two of my horses are getting sold because they aren't very nice to my other horse.  I like walking my horse, Mouse, around in our barn.  She isn't broke yet but we are thinking about breaking her this winter.  I think I will have a hard time riding her because she is really big and I'm kind of afraid of riding her.  My other two horses names are Champ and Bella.  Last winter Bella was pregnant but we lost the baby because we couldn't keep it warm.  Champ is a little snot because he bites the other horses and he doesn't like to be petted.  I guess you could say he isn't a family horse.  I like having three horses but I think with one horse it will be easier to feed just Mouse without spending a lot of money on hay.

Why Play Soccer?

     Do you play soccer?  Well I do and it is an extraordinary sport.  One of the reasons I like playing soccer is because I get to see my friends.  It is a very active sport and I think it's a very dynamic sport.  On my soccer team at the end of the year we have a pizza party.  We all sat down in the park and drank pop and ate pizza and at the end of the pizza party we all got trophies.  Last year I had a really outstanding time playing soccer and I can't wait for it to start up again.  One of the reasons I am flexible and coordinated is because I play soccer.  If I were you I would sign up for soccer and see if you like it!

Tony Romo

     I am going to talk to you about the superb things about Tony Romo, on and off the field.  By the age of six Tony was very active in sports.  As a senior in college he earned the Walter Payton award.  He is now a quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.  All of these facts led me to presume that Tony Romo is very determined in football.
   
      I did some research about Tony's life outside of football and here's all of the things I found out about him.  One night when Tony was walking to the movies with his friend and saw a homeless man and Tony bought the homeless man tickets to see the movie that Tony was going to see.  That isn't the only nice thing Tony has done, he saw a family on the side of the road with a flat tire and nobody would stop and help them, so he did.  He helped them change their tire and then he was on his way.  He also helps out in his community.  All of these good acts led me to another conclusion about Tony Romo.  My next conclusion is that Tony Romo (outside of football) cares about people and cares about the environment.

Brocoli is Dead Trees

     "Here's your broccoli for lunch," said Willie.  "I can't eat dead trees!" said Kitty.  "Broccoli isn't dead trees, are you deranged?  "No,  I found out in school today dad, they make broccoli out of dead trees."  "I don't believe you Kitty."  "Then drive me to the local scientist and he will tell you that broccoli is made out of dead trees."  "Ok, if I find out that broccoli isn't made out of dead trees then I am going to ground you for a month."  "Ok, lets just drive to the scientist's headquarters."  "Hello Willie,  how may I help you today?" said Dr. Drew.  "Well Dr. Drew, my daughter has the unexplainable idea that broccoli is made of dead trees!"
     "Well Mr.Willie,  I can run some tests to see if she is right."
     "Ok,  I really don't believe you Kitty."
     "Don't worry daddy I know what I'm talking about."
     "I ran the tests and it turns out that your daughter is right!"
     "I have to hand it to you Kitty, I really thought you were decieving me."
     "Well daddy,  I am in advanced science class!"
     "Ok Kitty, I will never doubt you again."

The Dog Who Could Talk

     Billy Bob, a bigger boned man, gave water to his Doberman, Bow.
     Later his wife, Sally, was washing dishes when Bow said, "Hey watch out where you're splashing your soapy dish water."  Sally was shocked.  "Don't tell anybody I can talk,  they will put me in agony," said Bow.
     Sally said, "OK."
     The next day Sally took Bow into the vet and had him put under for surgery.  While he was under sleeping capsules Bow talked, when he woke up he couldn't speak anymore.  He was kind of sad that he couldn't talk anymore but then he thought to himself, "Well at least I don't have to worry about people torturing me anymore."  To this day Billy has never found out that Bow was once able to talk.  Sally felt guilty at first for not telling Billy Bob  but then she realized that it was for Bow's protection.

The Magnificent Fairytale

                                           Princess Found In Tower By a Photographer

The Princess 

     "Aghhhh!"
     "Don't chase us Wolfie, we didn't steal anything of yours!" said the three little pigs. "Yes you did, you rotten little piggies," said Wolfie.
     "Hey guys, there is a spectacularly long rope of hair hanging from that tower over there, lets climb it so he can't eat us!"  (meanwhile climbing the rope).  "We made it!"
      "Hey were you pulling on my hair?" said Rapunzel.
      "We're sorry miss there is a humongous wolf chasing us!" "Why is he chasing you?"  "He thinks we stole his rigid old comb." said the little pig.
     "Well, did you steal his comb?"
     "No, we don't have any hair!" said the mean old pig.
     "Hello?  Is anybody in there?" they heard come from outside.
     "Yes, who are you?"said Rapunzel.  "I am a photographer.  Can you show us the way out of this forest?"
     "Yes, I can."  They climbed down the tower.  They all went to the nearest town and they had a feast because she was a long lost princess. She got a castle and everybody went to living their lives normally again.

Buy Tiffany's Limited Time Product

     Hello, today I am here to talk to you about buying the extravagant Unicorn Powder.  It turns any regular horse into a unicorn.  I really like using this product because there isn't just one dose of the powder there is three!  It is miraculously long lasting. I have had my unicorn for over five years and not once did it turn back into a regular horse.  I have a stallion and a mare it worked on both of them so it works on any kind of horse.  If I were you, I would buy this superior product right now.  Remember this is a limited offer for $29.99!

Tiffany's Animals

     Today I am going to talk about all my animals I  have had in the past and the ones I have right now. The name's of my dogs I have right now are Bubbles, Babe, Ruby, Carmel, and Shiapoo.  Recently I had a dog named Buddy he ran away and he hasn't come back so I'm guessing he's gone.  At one time we had over 100 dogs because we took good care of our dogs so other people who didn't want theirs would just drop them off at our house.  It got to be too much money for how much dog food costed each week.  We sent all the dogs to good homes.  (we met all the people we gave them to).

     It was sad to give all of them away because we had gotten so used to them being there.  My neighbor's son's shot 6 of our dogs because they went on their lawn.  Their daughter is a cop so it's kinda hard for us to win a case.  After a little while passed their dog came onto our lawn and we didn't shoot it,  because we thought if we didn't shoot their dog maybe they would stop shooting ours.  About a month later one of our dogs went up to their house,  I think you guys can guess what happened.  Yep, they shot it.  My neighbor came down and said he was sorry and we forgave him and ever since he hasn't shot any of our dogs.  I want to know what kind of animals you guys and gals have!

How Does Tiffany Want to Be Remembered?

     How do I want to be remembered?  I want to leave 6th Grade with people thinking that I did good in all my subjects.  That I always had a positive attitude and that I liked to have fun but only after my school work was done.  I don't want them to think that I was stuck up or that I wasn't fun at all.  I truly like how everything is going this year so far (except the heat).  I'd rather be remembered as the girl who stood up for what she believed in and didn't always back down when things got hard.  I don't want to be really dramatic and I don't want to be sassy.  Those are all the things I want to be remembered with and I hope I am.

Tiffany's Rocking Hobbies

     My favorite thing to do is read.  If I have a book and I have read it for more than thirty minutes straight then I can't stop reading it.  I have to finish it and if I don't I will get mad at myself.  If somebody else stops me from reading it then I get mad at them.  I also like to play with my dogs it is probably my biggest hobby and it is the hobby I love to do the most.  Also, I  taught my dog Bubbles and his mom Babe to roll over, shake, and sit pretty.  I do it almost everyday because I give them treats and they have to do a trick to get a treat.  My 3rd and last hobby is I like to bottle feed calves.  We used to have calves and we don't anymore.  We really miss not having them there to pet and feed.  I liked it because it is something me and my stepdad did together.  I told you guys and gals all of my hobbies, tell me some of your stupendous hobbies.

Tiffany's Summer Fun

     Over the summer I went to my grandma's house like every day and stayed the whole week.  I did a lot of stuff with her over the summer.  She took me to Walmart and she got me like everything I wanted.  I went camping at my grandma and grandpa's house with my dad and since they live farther away I don't get to see them a lot and it felt good to see them for the first time in a while.  My cousin lives right by them and I hadn't seen her in like 4 years! She and I are really good friends and I don't like the arrangement that we are in.  Anyway back to my grandma and I  so she doesn't really get to see my brother and I.  I have and older cousin she's 18 or 19 I forget we don't see each other because she lives farther away and so we text and email but it stinks not being able to see her.  Her and I are really close because I feel like I can tell her anything.  She also likes to talk to me and I think it's what connects us and it feels pretty special.  Well that is all I did over the summer, my summer was pretty boring.

A Look Into Tiffany's World

                  Hi!  My name is Tiffany.  I am going to tell you about me today.  I am in 6th grade and I love to sing and dance.  My favorite type of books to read are series and my favorite author is Gary Paulsen.  I am really excited because this is my first blog.  I have 3 horses and 7 dogs one of my dog's names is Bubbles hehe isn't that funny?  I love them all and I would do anything for them.  I don't play volleyball on a team but I like to do it in my free time.  I like shooting guns and hunting I have shot 5 deer and ate the meat and it was good.  My cousin and I like to run because she has her own mini track in the back of her yard!   Isn't that the coolest thing ever?  I really enjoyed writing this and I hope all the others will be just as fun!