Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Brocoli is Dead Trees

     "Here's your broccoli for lunch," said Willie.  "I can't eat dead trees!" said Kitty.  "Broccoli isn't dead trees, are you deranged?  "No,  I found out in school today dad, they make broccoli out of dead trees."  "I don't believe you Kitty."  "Then drive me to the local scientist and he will tell you that broccoli is made out of dead trees."  "Ok, if I find out that broccoli isn't made out of dead trees then I am going to ground you for a month."  "Ok, lets just drive to the scientist's headquarters."  "Hello Willie,  how may I help you today?" said Dr. Drew.  "Well Dr. Drew, my daughter has the unexplainable idea that broccoli is made of dead trees!"
     "Well Mr.Willie,  I can run some tests to see if she is right."
     "Ok,  I really don't believe you Kitty."
     "Don't worry daddy I know what I'm talking about."
     "I ran the tests and it turns out that your daughter is right!"
     "I have to hand it to you Kitty, I really thought you were decieving me."
     "Well daddy,  I am in advanced science class!"
     "Ok Kitty, I will never doubt you again."

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