If You Give My Dad Pizza

     If you give my dad pizza, he will want some pop.  If he wants some pop, he will have to cut the cheese.  If he has to cut the cheese, he will.  If he cuts the cheese, you will have to desert the house.  If you have to desert the house, you will get cold.  If you get cold, you will have to go back into the house.  If you have go back into the house, you will choke.  If you choke, your parents will have to call the paramedics.  If your parents have to call the paramedics, you have to go to the hospital.  If you have to go to the hospital, you will get famished and go to the cafe.  If you go to the cafe, my dad will want another piece of pizza.