The Dog Who Could Talk

     Billy Bob, a bigger boned man, gave water to his Doberman, Bow.
     Later his wife, Sally, was washing dishes when Bow said, "Hey watch out where you're splashing your soapy dish water."  Sally was shocked.  "Don't tell anybody I can talk,  they will put me in agony," said Bow.
     Sally said, "OK."
     The next day Sally took Bow into the vet and had him put under for surgery.  While he was under sleeping capsules Bow talked, when he woke up he couldn't speak anymore.  He was kind of sad that he couldn't talk anymore but then he thought to himself, "Well at least I don't have to worry about people torturing me anymore."  To this day Billy has never found out that Bow was once able to talk.  Sally felt guilty at first for not telling Billy Bob  but then she realized that it was for Bow's protection.

The Magnificent Fairytale

                                           Princess Found In Tower By a Photographer

The Princess 

     "Aghhhh!"
     "Don't chase us Wolfie, we didn't steal anything of yours!" said the three little pigs. "Yes you did, you rotten little piggies," said Wolfie.
     "Hey guys, there is a spectacularly long rope of hair hanging from that tower over there, lets climb it so he can't eat us!"  (meanwhile climbing the rope).  "We made it!"
      "Hey were you pulling on my hair?" said Rapunzel.
      "We're sorry miss there is a humongous wolf chasing us!" "Why is he chasing you?"  "He thinks we stole his rigid old comb." said the little pig.
     "Well, did you steal his comb?"
     "No, we don't have any hair!" said the mean old pig.
     "Hello?  Is anybody in there?" they heard come from outside.
     "Yes, who are you?"said Rapunzel.  "I am a photographer.  Can you show us the way out of this forest?"
     "Yes, I can."  They climbed down the tower.  They all went to the nearest town and they had a feast because she was a long lost princess. She got a castle and everybody went to living their lives normally again.

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